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Lucy, a hot blonde, is admiring herself in the mirror. She takes off her blouse, revealing an industrial strength bra holding a pair of titanic teetas just trying to break free from their confinement. She strips off her skirt and slip. Man, she is really put together. The bra finally comes off and the puppies are free. She peels off her panties, revealing a world class ass complete with tan lines. Great stuff!! Leave it to Retro Seduction Cinema to sift through miles and miles of loops to come up with these gems of 60's erotica. And who better to critique these grubby little gems than yours truly, the "Lord of the Loops," 42nd Street Pete. Retro Seduction Cinema has added a few technical innovations to enhance your viewing experience. First there is the constant whine of a 16mm projector that threatens to break down any minute. Also, you can hear the sound of quarters being dropped into the slot. And finally, what would a porn film be without that awful canned music? Better, you say? Bullshit!! Thankfully, Retro SC got some pretty cool music by the Ubangis, The Pink Delicates, Don Mike, and VelvaPuss that adds to the sticky-floored, grindhouse ambiance of this disc. So now its time to journey back to the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, the beginning of the sexual revolution, those pre-hardcore days when this was all you could get. They were exciting times for those of us who lived through them. Originally these loops were viewed at the peep shows of Times Square. They were forbidden, and that's why we wanted to see them. Hardcore loops were real hard to find back then. They were sold out the back doors of Adult Book Stores, and selling or possessing them was jail time. Hard to believe that people actually did go to jail for what is now commonplace and big, big fucking business. So sit back, pop one open or fire one up, and check out some hot 60's style chicks. Pants are optional. Please note that all these loops are in color this time so I don't have to deal with all these young guys pitching a bitch about loops being black & white. The Paris Hilton DVD was black and green, cost 40 bucks, and you fuckers paid it, so there. Studio: Retro Seduction Cinema
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